Tuesday, October 21, 2008

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... but only in passing.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Lightheaded After Smoking

Not exactly McDreamy ....

... but also not very George.

seems almost as one would have to be as often George, before one may be the glimmer of a McDreamy.

Jaaaaaa .... must not be understood. Would be asking too much. I just sort
again publicly my thoughts. Is better, otherwise I would have to annoy the world once again with an alibi video.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

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kindred spirit ....

I remember my friend ...



... I have to thank '.

Friday, October 17, 2008

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'feelin very George tonight ....

I smell bad after cigarettes and've got one too intus .... what I will regret it tomorrow, very very early in the loony bin ... and I feel so damn George today!
(not a typo ... Grey's Anatomy watcher understand it) ... oh whatever, looks halt:

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

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Fast Hg: .... The end of innocence

Some people grew fond of me.
A good 50-year-old gentleman from wins (I forget his name. Although it was exactly what I had promised myself that would not happen), came to receive and was surpassed by its hopeful and funny form only by his fat wife.
I entered the room and told them both that I was the Zivi, and it will be my job to shave him.
"Young man, I can even still alone," he replied.
"The others have already said and castrated with a disposable razor." I replied.
Short silence. Then snorted his wife that their bacon rolls were trembling.
"He needs you shave the John," I nodded
affected and he was shocked.
"Does everything have gone?" He asked.
"Only the hair, honey!" his wife threw on the chair, laughing, back and forth.

The next day was the threat to shave. Since any hair at an open-heart surgery can be a problem, everything had to be shaved. The good man from winning was no problem. There was hair in terms not very much to get.
next day, a Friday, was scheduled his surgery.
I had spent much time with them. And devoted little attention to the other patients. Although it was very exciting at that time because we had two jailbirds for surgery on the ward. One of an arms dealer, the other a bank robber.
With them came the three police officers were always in the rooms of the two.
course they were replaced, but the room was always one of the arms slide and the bank robbers were always two. And no matter who did the bank robber was service, all day and all night, ill-tempered.
We could not explain why until after their surgery.
physiotherapist Rainer, a squat, straw-blond man with a round face and the biggest forearms I have ever seen, moved with the bank robber one arm in the wrong direction.
This started crying when he would die, and was deathly pale. What
first came out in the ICU was that Rainer both sides of the chest, which was cut during the surgery and was later fixed with wire, to today had moved. Thus was the thin layer of cartilage that had formed since the OP pulled back with a jerk and had caused pain inhuman.
When the disgruntled police officers learned what Rainer had made with her charge, she came into the nurses' station and took him into their midst.
short, he did not know what happened now and his eyes (I was in the nurses room and could see him, just as Doc Martin) slid easily into panic, but then each of them shook his hand. Then they were
the cat out of the bag.
The bank robber was not a bank robber, he was the killer of two children. The story that he was a bank robber was circulated because, when it came out in prison that he was a child murderer and not a bank robber, he would certainly live longer than three days.
As for how the police said that would drive any of the three, a tear of sadness in his eyes. They were all family men.

my patients went from winning it is not good at this time. I even believe he was with the child murderer in intensive care.
After he underwent surgery and was declared to be laid, he returned to Station 5, my station. But this weekend I was not there.
Monday, I heard that he was suddenly very yellow on Sunday, and soon lost consciousness.
One hour after my service beginning on that Monday called the ICU and the doctor on the phone told Arthur that the yellow man had died from wins and we should tell your wife.
I was devastated. When I saw him on Friday, we were still laughing about his shave, and now he was no longer there. He just was not there anymore.
In that moment I was very happy that I was not Doc Martin, and this had serious call.

On the same afternoon I went to Rainer, the avenger of physiotherapy, with the huge lift in brushed metal, from the basement up to the station 5
rose in the lobby to the wife of the yellow man from winning. They had taken, but infinitely sad.
put After welcoming the heavy silence of the slowly floating upward lift.
"I'm sorry." I stammered, Rainer joined them. My voice has never been so rough.
you looked at us and fought back tears and said quietly left us a set of fossilized immediately.
"terrible, that he had to go back to the ICU."
Rainer and I looked at immediately.
"YOU KNOW IT OR NOT, DOC MARTIN HAS NOT REACHED" flashed through my mind. When we got
next floor, with an excuse.
We felt wretched.

Twenty minutes later, I was back on station and had me calmed down a bit, the woman came out of victories, which had lost her husband under our supervision, off the elevator and stood on the wide corridor of the station.
Never before have I seen a man who looked so incredibly alone, as they do.
I stepped out of the pulpit by their sister rounded plexiglass I had watched the arrival of women.
She did not cry, which I thought was strange.
you just looked at me and said: "Earlier in the elevator ... they knew it. "
I nodded, and while I nodded my tears shot out of sight. I was incredibly embarrassing, but I could not do anything.
She lost her husband, with whom they last Thirty years ago, and I spent crying.
was even worse when she hugged me to comfort me.
I do not know how long we were standing so that. Certainly, but five minutes.
I am eternally grateful that nobody was in those five minutes on the course. No patient, and no nurse, no doctor and no visitors.
changed at this time that much.
Above all, I understand now that Doc Martin respected the patients more than did most other doctors. He immediately put the cards on the table.

"They know that they can die."

The patients did not want to hear the jokes about it demolished. Yet no one was wrapped in cotton wool and they all knew the truth behind the medical terms and soothing phrases.
Doc Martin had betrayed them. The
was clear to me when I was sobbing with the sad, fat woman from victories on the quiet path.
people die here. Many survive and be cured, but not all.
There can be something go wrong and they do mostly with those who have previously said that everything is good and they should not worry.
This rate is alarmingly often used by doctors annoyed, too much experience have to be careful and do not have enough experience to anticipate complications.
What do community service in the Kerckhoffklinik concerned, this day was the end of innocence.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

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Fast Hg: .... The Doc and the Russian killer

I get simple again where I left off, this includes but from the casual reader, but may be yes in the smart make on-the-previous post:) Do not wash again


I had Mrs. Regnat, although she was still nearly three months in the Kerck.
When I stepped out of her room completely finished, a small skinny man stood before me. He had long, straw-hair that hung down from a Tonsurartigen bald head like a halo in all directions. It had, like his mustache, the color of salt Latvians and he wore a large pair of glasses.
"Well, my haste washed Gomer?" Grinned he said.
"What have I washed?" Then he said
me there was a book called "House of God" and the author had the word coined Gomer.
It means "Get Out of My Emergency Room" and the theory behind it that there is a certain kind of old people you do not get broken. Young people die in hospitals to get infections, etc. The Gomer's on that too, but they do not die from it.
"Those who die at home watching TV when nobody is looking." Said the little man who introduced himself at last.
"I'm Dr. Martin. But you can tell Peter. "
I rarely said Peter, mostly Doc Martin.
The Doc had the rest away, which made him among the nurses and immensely popular, and what his colleagues in his teeth. He
patient education generally starts with the sentence: "They know that they can die?"
This set him apart. He never talked about the bush and also with wisdom, he was never behind the mountain.
Here is a selection:
. "Drink as much as you can, at some point your liver does anyway straddle"
. I am the doctor, and not the God "
" The nurses are working too much and party too little. "
"Pick a young woman and her bird as often as you can."
"See that you come in no hospital."

... thank you for it, Peter.

Doc Martin also had the stark counterpart, at least in appearance.
Arthur head-nurse.
Arthur was very large, very wide and round, and on his head was something that could be best referred to as a blond Afro. The only thing that connected him outside with Doc Martin was a mustache. Both were superb, with each other.
Arthur was a kind of dormant Pohl of the station, on the contrary to Sister Helen.
Helena was Russian. Robust, ruthless, and where they could afford to cheeky.
in my life I was no worse than herumgescheucht sister Helena.
I liked it and hated it. Her it was similar.
you called me aware Stefan, and Steffen, whereupon I called consistently Helga.
The battle lines were clear, sharpened the knives.
However, they taught me all the freaky tricks.
"If you see someone lying in bed, not breathing." She said in her heavy accent. "Then you housed him for the first time right in the kisser. If he is not awake then, you press the alarm button. Is that clear? "
clear Everything Helena. The absolute
launch, was when she heard that a male patient was intrusive. Regardless of the sister, no matter which station.

As Helena for the surgical preparations TTRAF, they administered the enema. These looked like little Coke bottles with 0.5 liters Abführflüssigkeit and on top of a sort of stable straw. I think you can imagine.
Anyway, they put the device before administration to the lecher, one hour in the refrigerator. ... I never heard back from a slip of the victims.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

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on something you just have to ... namely with something far crazier.

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Good old Benny Lava!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Late Message From Wedding

Fast rocked .... The Kackstuhl

gentlemen ... at times to respond to the comments: It really all went as described. In describing the events, I take my freedoms or not put myself "funny" sayings in their mouths. That told me crumbled in most situations properly anger, or at least evil eye, a.
None of this was planned. I just need to slowly stuffed these crazy stories, or they are forever lost in my head wrong.
Continue .....

Monday it was time for my test.
I entered the station and went into the nurses' station. There my sister started
Simone from. A small, very round person with short black hair and an incredibly loud organ.
"to pull out, I like a job for you." Krawallierte them about the station.
I nodded and did as I was told.
A few minutes later we stood in a patient's room before the bed of a seeeeeehr old woman.
"This is Mrs. Regnat." Screamed Simone in this stupid loud and clear sound in which many speak with old people. "And that's the Zivi Steffen, Mrs. Regnat that will wash them now!"
"WHAT?" I said a little too loud and too shrill. I stared at Simone frightened.
"Well wash, do, easy what you are doing well with you. "
Then they left us alone.
"Young man .. Steffen shrill, but first I must again to the toilet."
Even that, I was overwhelmed.
"Will you help me out of bed on my Kackstuhl?
I was surprised by the wording of the old lady, she seemed remarkably relaxed. On the other hand, it was left not much else.
I heaved it out of bed and propped it on the way to her throne aluminum tower with the hole in the seat and the bucket underneath.
"This can now take a little bit." She said.
"I have time." I said, mainly because of me because nothing better occurred anyway and there currently were no other jobs.
There we were, it pressed so in front of him and I looked out the window.
That was a good five minutes, until I noticed that she looked at me from their bleary eyes.
In the absence of another phrase "invented" at that moment I had a question that remains to me to me today and proven to be helpful:
"What else?" I asked the woman on the Kackstuhl. But they seemed to be prepared for such.
"Keep it." She replied.
"Great."
finally closed the bowels history and we could tackle the next hurdle. The
Washing.
months later I was enlightened as to why I had to wash Regnat woman on my first day.
The sisters wanted me to practice in humility. In plain English: I should be shocked the first time really.
you break me wanted, and their weapon of choice was Mrs Regnat where I, they said: "Nothing could be more to ruin."
If one's considered a really bad numbers, the women's part time properly, the guard announced. Not because of me, because Regnat woman.
The washing was in itself quite spectacular. Regnat woman gave instructions on how, what and where was I had to wash and just spend it, hoping that I can not every day the next would make fifteen months.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

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Fast rocked ... The refusal

gentlemen, actually it is called: refusal of military service on grounds of conscience .
In the 70s it was still a real elevation to refuse if you wanted. You had to write a justification and sometimes even before a panel connect to his reasons to explain what was often not very funny and not always crowned with success.
saw the beginning of the 90 things quite differently.

was from a friend, I have to give me his refusal and wrote it around a little. This text seemed to me something like a form, because with its help have been hundreds and hundreds of young men to the service of Weapon denied.
My request was granted and I went in search of a place where I can easily pull down my fifteen months and not me totarbeite. Another criterion was
BKK .... Blood, shit and vomit .... Things that I wanted as little as possible come into contact.
So I applied myself as Zivi the forestry office.
They were fully booked already, and that for years.
It was not long since I had the idea that hospitals have even civil servants. The
operate even in post offices and as a janitor.
That was exactly the kind place that I anpeilte. So I applied in the Kerckhoff Clinic, her character is one of the leading heart hospitals of the country. I have no idea what I was thinking.
It was not long until the confirmation came.
I was employed as a craftsman Zivi in the Kerckhoff Clinic. HA! As simple as that!
I thought to myself.

Of course, the fate that is so happy times odd preferences have provided a little twist. The first day I
entered the hallowed halls of the heart center and went to the management where I received to my surprise, the Nursery Manager.
Unfortunately I forgot her name but she was in her youth certainly a stunningly beautiful woman, but this job, PDL, had made them hard and they looked a little pinched and constantly an attack caught.
I have met so far and all three care services seemed to be resistant to an unknown threat to me to have to defend. The PDL of
Kerck (So was the hospital jokingly dubbed by some staff) led me to the basement, the guts of the building and reviewed with an expert eye my figure. Then she grabbed
into a huge closet and pulled out my work clothes.
She was white! ... Nursing clothes!
Fate is an asshole, I thought, as they tell me to my new "workplace" resulted.
Station 5: heart surgery and transplant. Na
Welcome!.
way we met one of the chief doctors. I was introduced to him and was impressed. Nice, man.
When he was gone, and the PDL wife and I were left alone in the elevator, was the silence again very cramped.
"drawing a joke!" whispered fate and again I fell into the trap.
"So, that was Captain Kerck!"

I thought it was funny, they just pulled up an eyebrow. Pearls before swine.
When I stepped off the elevator, I'm the living dead had broken out.
four dead people in pale robes were almost apathetic front of the elevator. Something went below her neck is a fresh scar, verpflastert well, vertical down the chest.
us looked out of sunken eyes at.
Then I said something that one has me all my community service for stocking:
"A Brain for my master!"
They showed me the station and then go home, I was allowed.
However, with the following sentence in your head.
"The surgery Zivi of the five has come off. This has higher priority than the craft place. That's why you're here. "
Aha ... na I will not talk but not thanks.

should get worse, folks.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

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Fast Hg: .... Good old Trine

gentlemen, twenty years is it now since you came into my life ... everything else as follows: I was


When at last two p.m. Tina came into my life. Unbelievable how much make-up a four-year-old who can walk on her face.
I was fascinated, she seemed interested in me, or at least amused. It was not long since we walked hand in hand.
The first kiss was with him the idea with their parents.
Tina's mother was a gynecologist and assistant was notoriously strange. But that was not bad, her husband, a banker before the Lord, you stand in terms of foreign-going second to none.
How many times I sat with Tina in the waiting room of the chief gynecologist of her mother and left the punitive gaze of the older women go through me.
Once I said sheepishly: "I did not 'she pregnant ... we are waiting for their Mother. "
Failure in the faces was even greater, so I refrained from further explanations.
Tina's dad was a really nasty macho style of Dieter Bohlen.
He was a smoking and drinking type career alongside his daughter have preferred, instead, he got a dreamy beautiful spirit that was still too shy to get in to do anything out.
Our first and only real entertainment started well, ended abruptly after five minutes but after the following exchange:
"What does your father living?" He asked a little down from above.
"senior salesman in the workwear industry." Then I wanted to say something, but knew not what, and headed straight into the rocks: ".... and its "
This was the conversation over?.
From the distance of the years considered, I allow myself a little too quick wit. For this is the answer, as I would give today.
has been considered in the light of day, my answer was an unfortunate freak of equal amounts of uncertainty and fear seasoned with a dash of weird humor, my daddy with me unconscious on the road.
idle to say that the good Lord Langer, Tina's dad, was like me then even less, and no effort was sabotaging our relationship.